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You know you’ve been ridin’ too much when:

1.    As you drive home you find yourself pulling on the steering wheel over potholes and lumps

2.    You rate ladies as groupsets, e.g. nice XTR arse, with an LX face.

3.    The entire airing cupboard is full of drying riding kit.

4.    You take the racing line in supermarkets with the trolley.

5.    You throw tantrums when its " shopping day" and its sunny outside.

6.    You take racing lines around the corner in the roads

7.    You want to fit shifters to the steering wheel of your car

8.    When you can't find your trainers because all you've worn for the last week is spud shoes.

9.    When you get withdrawal symptoms after 1 day off the bike.

10.When having your bike nicked is like a bereavement

11. When you spend more time riding than sleeping.

12.  When you empty your nose of snot forgetting you are in the car

13. Every meal is assessed in terms of how much energy there is in it.

14. A pretty girl rides past on a bike and all you see is the bike.

15. When walking you hold imaginary handlebars and lean into the corners.

16. Every location is rated in how good it would be to ride there

17. You've eaten nothing but powerbars, energy gels and jaffa cakes for over 60 hours.

18. Your friends are talking about football or telly or the news and you have no idea what they are talking about

19.  You start boring your mates by building websites like this.

20. When you hang your missus on the line next to your camelbak and hose her down.

21. When you wear your full face and leg pads in the supermarket crush

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